yesterday as we were eating lunch, chase and i were trying to discuss with william the topic of his sunday school lesson.
me: what did you learn about in sunday school?
william: um, i don't know.
me: did you learn about moses?
william: yes.
chase: (as he picks up william's sunday school papers) this looks like you learned about jonah.
william: oh yeah. it was jonah.
me: what did you learn about jonah?
william: that big whale swallowed him.
me: and then what?
william: um, i don't know.
me: did jonah cry?
william: no. he said HELP!
me: did god help him?
william: naw. he just threw him out in the water.
me: and then what?
william: and then i got to chew some gum.
me: no, i mean, and then what happened next?
william: oh, then i got dirty in the little potty at church.
*sigh*
dear miss marty,
i very much appreciate you wiping my kid's rear end yesterday. i realize that was not in the job description when you signed up to be a sunday school teacher. but, just consider it good practice for your future! maybe y'all should go over jonah again next week, so i can hear the end of the story! or, at least send me home a piece of gum!
sincerely,
laura
1 comment:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, Gum = Gospel in my class...sadly. No prob on the hiney-wipe. I've never heard anyone call #2 "getting dirty" though. Awesome.
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