william: (as he is headed out the door) "mama, we have S show and tell tomorrow. i'm going outside to see if i can find some sedimentary rock." he's 6 going on 73.
wes: (as he is eating a jolly rancher) "when this jolly roger gets small, then can i chew it up?" i think we have seen one too many episodes of jake and the neverland pirates.
william: (out of the blue) "mama, when you make my sandwich next time, i want you to make it on the brown bread. it has more vitamin B." he obviously thinks i'm failing as a mom and forcing them to be nutritionally deficient.
reed: (from the backseat) "i kick it old school, mama." if you don't have any of the Go Fish cds, you're missing out.
wes: "mama, do you have another baby in your tummy?"
me: "ummmmm...no. why?"
wes: (gets up from the table at supper, walks over to me and grabs my boob) "well, what's this?"
the suppressed laughter from his father didn't help things.
this is my life. awesome.